South Toms River: Drunk Shoplifter

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1. Ocean County Scanner News on March 24, 2019 - 23:00 at 23:00

   The million dollar question is; What was the male attempting to shoplift? Or do we not want to know?

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   • Christopher Gaffney on March 24, 2019 - 23:04 at 23:04

     Ocean County Scanner News best not to know

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   • Melanie Nau Keating on March 24, 2019 - 23:09 at 23:09

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   • Bobbie Lyn Harrsch on March 24, 2019 - 23:11 at 23:11

     Butt plugs!

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   • Matthew Schroeder on March 24, 2019 - 23:12 at 23:12

     Crack head either way

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   • Dee Everett on March 24, 2019 - 23:13 at 23:13

     Ocean County Scanner News read above lol

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   • Ajay Mellano on March 24, 2019 - 23:21 at 23:21

     ?

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   • Michael Ann Pease on March 24, 2019 - 23:21 at 23:21

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   • Chris Tean Kinsaul on March 24, 2019 - 23:47 at 23:47

     Ocean County Scanner News pocket pussy? ?

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   • Peek A View on March 24, 2019 - 23:50 at 23:50

     Surprinsingly.. clitoral arousal gel. Somebody definitely had a bit too much to drink.

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   • Ann Marie Lance on March 25, 2019 - 00:24 at 00:24

     Do you all need to pay Peek A View a million now since they answered the million dollar question?? lol

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   • Peek A View on March 25, 2019 - 00:33 at 00:33

     Yeah.. where’s our million bucks! 🙂 Kidding.. but when everyone is done laughing feel free to stop by, we’re open until 2 AM. <3 😉

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   • Rosario Cannizzaro Jr. on March 25, 2019 - 06:42 at 06:42

     A fleshlight

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   • Ocean County Scanner News on March 25, 2019 - 08:19 at 08:19

     Peek A View
     Thanks for having a sense of humor!

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   • Michael Chelednik on March 25, 2019 - 08:53 at 08:53

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   • Bobbie Lyn Harrsch on March 25, 2019 - 10:10 at 10:10

     Ocean County Scanner News

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   • Julio R Caceres Jr. on March 25, 2019 - 18:27 at 18:27

     Probably shoplifter steal video to watch the porn while he’s drunk???????????

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2. Eve Sarah on March 24, 2019 - 23:02 at 23:02

   It’s a shame you can’t frequent an upscale porn shop anymore without all the riff-raff ruining it.

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   • Wil Steinbach on March 24, 2019 - 23:06 at 23:06

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   • Peek A View on March 25, 2019 - 00:02 at 00:02

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   • Janice Eccles Ramos on March 25, 2019 - 03:39 at 03:39

     Upscale? Lol

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3. Ajay Mellano on March 24, 2019 - 23:03 at 23:03

   Getting him self anal beads probably

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4. Alena Jarvis on March 24, 2019 - 23:05 at 23:05

   ??????? Justin Mato

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5. Eric Erock Hutson on March 24, 2019 - 23:08 at 23:08

   Dammit Dale. I told you to bring home the bacon. This is what you take?

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6. Melanie Nau Keating on March 24, 2019 - 23:09 at 23:09

   I can only imagine what he is stealing ….. and where he is concealing it ?

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7. Eric Brooks on March 24, 2019 - 23:10 at 23:10

   Hope he remembers to zip his fly before leaving

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8. Nicole Neaves on March 24, 2019 - 23:11 at 23:11

   Whatever he’s stealing he’s gonna have to “boof” it… if ya know what I’m sayin

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   • Bobbie Lyn Harrsch on March 24, 2019 - 23:11 at 23:11

     Nicole Neaves prison wallet

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   • Nicole Neaves on March 24, 2019 - 23:13 at 23:13

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9. Dee Everett on March 24, 2019 - 23:12 at 23:12

   He needs lube n a dildo for whiskey di(k

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10. Dee Everett on March 24, 2019 - 23:12 at 23:12

    Lol

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11. Ann Marie Lance on March 24, 2019 - 23:13 at 23:13

    ??? ok now..besides the obvious hilariousness of this…how does one attempt to shoplift yet refuse to leave store? I would think attempt to shoplift means he is trying to leave without paying..

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    • Ocean County Scanner News on March 24, 2019 - 23:20 at 23:20

      Ann Marie Lance
      He’s drunk, likely trying to steal and too drunk to leave

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    • Ann Marie Lance on March 24, 2019 - 23:20 at 23:20

      Ocean County Scanner News ?

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    • Ann Marie Lance on March 24, 2019 - 23:21 at 23:21

      Im sorry. Crime is not funny but the wording and basis surrounding this is. Hope whoever this is does receive the help they clearly need.

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12. Alisandra Jones Mackey on March 24, 2019 - 23:14 at 23:14

    Chris Mackey

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    • Chris Mackey on March 25, 2019 - 06:33 at 06:33

      Alisandra Jones Mackey lmao ?

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13. Matt Reardon on March 24, 2019 - 23:14 at 23:14

    How stupid can you be tho?

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    • Peek A View on March 24, 2019 - 23:51 at 23:51

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    • Matt Reardon on March 24, 2019 - 23:52 at 23:52

      Peek A View I guess I would be. I cant believe how humans can act. It’s unreal.

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14. Ajay Mellano on March 24, 2019 - 23:16 at 23:16

    He won’t have to worry about dropping the soap many of times

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15. Alena Jarvis on March 24, 2019 - 23:17 at 23:17

    Told you to stop doing that Alex Mizenko

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16. Janet Fusco on March 24, 2019 - 23:17 at 23:17

    Brian Sweet

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17. Brian Stewart on March 24, 2019 - 23:18 at 23:18

    Awesome.

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18. Sharon Martin Misiak on March 24, 2019 - 23:22 at 23:22

    Filthy place. Should be shut down.

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    • Peek A View on March 24, 2019 - 23:58 at 23:58

      Plenty of stores receive drunken customers throughout their history. 🙂 We’ve actually changed management, upgraded & are continuing to make improvements. Consenting adults deserve access to quality products and we are happy to be a locally owned & operated shop in the community providing adult novelty, lingerie, bachelorette items, and odds & ends. Whatever past experiences you have had we encourage you to revisit! Thank you for your feedback, we hope to change your mind someday. 🙂

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    • Bob Shields on March 25, 2019 - 04:00 at 04:00

      Sharon Martin Misiak why don’t you rub one out and relax a bit

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    • Ocean County Scanner News on March 25, 2019 - 08:21 at 08:21

      Peek A View
      I think you guys deserve some free advertising on our site for you coming in here!

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    • Roger Bacon on March 25, 2019 - 14:18 at 14:18

      Peek A View did u guys buy a new mop & ringer

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19. Matt Reardon on March 24, 2019 - 23:24 at 23:24

    I mean… Imagine being the cop who takes that call.

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20. Diane Ward on March 24, 2019 - 23:25 at 23:25

    beware of flying dildos in the area

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    • Sari Nao on March 25, 2019 - 00:20 at 00:20

      It’s been spotted.

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21. Veronica Duchess Boyette on March 24, 2019 - 23:38 at 23:38

    Heather M LaPointe ???

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    • Heather M LaPointe on March 24, 2019 - 23:38 at 23:38

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    • Scanlan Tara on March 25, 2019 - 00:15 at 00:15

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22. Peek A View on March 24, 2019 - 23:49 at 23:49

    Don’t you dare, ya jackoffs! xoxo For anyone interested in leaving legally with our products, we are open until 2 AM! 🙂 <3

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    • Ocean County Scanner News on March 25, 2019 - 00:10 at 00:10

      Peek A View
      I hope you guys threw out the trash!

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    • Peek A View on March 25, 2019 - 00:31 at 00:31

      Ocean County Scanner News He’s gone 🙂

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23. Mike Fillman on March 25, 2019 - 00:20 at 00:20

    Taylor Manzi

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24. Mark Langel on March 25, 2019 - 00:22 at 00:22

    Prob one of the old creepy dudes who lives in the back

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25. Anthony Giudice on March 25, 2019 - 03:41 at 03:41

    Robert Ewan

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26. Bry Pino on March 25, 2019 - 05:02 at 05:02

    Probably a real jerk off

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27. Dave Frick on March 25, 2019 - 05:51 at 05:51

    That whole strip mall is ghetto fabulous. 15 years ago I was pulling in and someone almost backed in to me and I honked at him, and he jumped out screaming about “bustin a cap” in me for disrespecting him.

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28. Monica Grimes on March 25, 2019 - 08:27 at 08:27

    Mark Grimes ??

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29. Lexx Buttler on March 25, 2019 - 13:19 at 13:19

    Lyndsay Mansuy

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    • Lyndsay Mansuy on March 25, 2019 - 14:08 at 14:08

      Lexx Buttler lmao thats great

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30. Roger Bacon on March 25, 2019 - 14:15 at 14:15

    Possession of an 18” dildo with the intent to swallow

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31. Meredith Cullari on March 25, 2019 - 17:59 at 17:59

    James Meade was this you?

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32. Melissa Osborn on March 25, 2019 - 18:02 at 18:02

    Agnieszka Worsa Yeskoag what kind of car you think?

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    • Agnieszka Worsa Yesko on March 25, 2019 - 18:10 at 18:10

      1970’s Camaro!??

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33. Julio R Caceres Jr. on March 25, 2019 - 18:33 at 18:33

    ???????????

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34. Matt Giberson on March 25, 2019 - 19:13 at 19:13

    The Great American Challenge

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35. Jenn Shoshana on March 26, 2019 - 01:26 at 01:26

    Miss TR ???

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