South Toms River: Unconscious

107 Comments

1. Anthony Belluardo on February 12, 2019 - 18:17 at 18:17

   These comments are gonna be gold.

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2. Ashley Hansen on February 12, 2019 - 18:18 at 18:18

   What was it.. hentai?

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   • Chris Tean Kinsaul on February 12, 2019 - 18:34 at 18:34

     Ashley Hansen I put my money on Cuckold

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3. Jason Price on February 12, 2019 - 18:18 at 18:18

   Is he stiff?

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4. Mel Uh-knee on February 12, 2019 - 18:19 at 18:19

   Whacked right out

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5. Samuel J Fasano on February 12, 2019 - 18:19 at 18:19

   What happened?
   We need to know what would make you pass out.
   Interesting

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6. Samantha Belfiore on February 12, 2019 - 18:21 at 18:21

   Brittany Keyez

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7. Jaime Bresee on February 12, 2019 - 18:22 at 18:22

   Guess he couldn’t handle what he saw when he walk in MAN STIFFED LMAO

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8. Rich Fink Jr. on February 12, 2019 - 18:23 at 18:23

   He probably saw something no one should ever see lol.

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9. Jon Brooks on February 12, 2019 - 18:23 at 18:23

   Might be Dewey cox.

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10. Joe Pro on February 12, 2019 - 18:23 at 18:23

    Porn and herion?

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11. Jarrett Hibbits on February 12, 2019 - 18:23 at 18:23

    couldn’t handle snything

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12. Jarrett Hibbits on February 12, 2019 - 18:23 at 18:23

    couldn’t handle snything

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13. Brittany Keyez on February 12, 2019 - 18:24 at 18:24

    Probably inhaled too many Poppers ?

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    • Chris Tean Kinsaul on February 12, 2019 - 18:25 at 18:25

      Brittany Keyez ???

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    • Fred Soper on February 12, 2019 - 18:35 at 18:35

      what a popper

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    • Angie Tranoris on February 12, 2019 - 18:40 at 18:40

      Brittany Keyez lol I havent heard of that in years. Hahahaha

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    • John Cavalier on February 12, 2019 - 21:07 at 21:07

      Brittany Keyez omg thats what i was thinking

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14. Chris Tean Kinsaul on February 12, 2019 - 18:25 at 18:25

    Them poppers will do it every time

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15. Alan Baber on February 12, 2019 - 18:26 at 18:26

    I just can’t…???

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16. Troy Orapello on February 12, 2019 - 18:29 at 18:29

    Probably beat his monkey too long

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17. Juliana Kulchinsky on February 12, 2019 - 18:29 at 18:29

    Stacy

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    • Stacy Stritt on February 12, 2019 - 22:09 at 22:09

      Juliana shocked to death when he saw what was on the other side of that glory hole ???

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18. David Michael on February 12, 2019 - 18:30 at 18:30

    Jerked himself dry

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    • Anthony Dominick on February 13, 2019 - 10:57 at 10:57

      David Michael jajajaajaajaj

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19. Ocean County Scanner News on February 12, 2019 - 18:31 at 18:31

    Has to be Walter this time!

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    • Walter Krzyzkowski on February 12, 2019 - 18:38 at 18:38

      Ocean County Scanner News…not this time…but I have passed out there before…wrist pain was UNBEARABLE…?

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    • Mark Maher on February 12, 2019 - 18:54 at 18:54

      Walter Krzyzkowski and that red ball gag in your mouth really slowed your breathing

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20. Kari O'neill on February 12, 2019 - 18:31 at 18:31

    Lmaoo. GUESS HIS DICK HAD A HEART ATTACK !!! . call 911

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    • Brittany Keyez on February 12, 2019 - 18:32 at 18:32

      Kari O’neill Samantha Belfiore

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    • Brian Murray on February 12, 2019 - 18:34 at 18:34

      Kari O’neill “Hard” attack. Get it?

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    • Kari O'neill on February 12, 2019 - 18:35 at 18:35

      Brian Murray haha

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    • Kells Bells on February 12, 2019 - 19:23 at 19:23

      Michael John I’m dedd

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21. Michael Anthony Iccutnas on February 12, 2019 - 18:31 at 18:31

    Must’ve been jerking off a little too hard ?

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    • Ritch Ritter on February 12, 2019 - 18:47 at 18:47

      he most likely was hard

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    • Michael Anthony Iccutnas on February 12, 2019 - 18:51 at 18:51

      I bet he took too many of those libido pills

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22. Brad Santella on February 12, 2019 - 18:32 at 18:32

    Think someone peeked on him and he passed out??

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23. Donna Richards on February 12, 2019 - 18:32 at 18:32

    This is a sad news story, so why all the jokes, seriously folks!!!

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    • Veronica Hearney on February 12, 2019 - 18:53 at 18:53

      Donna Richards its the place where it occurred. But I see what you are saying.

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24. Ellen Fass on February 12, 2019 - 18:32 at 18:32

    Chris Fassnacht remember this place?

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    • Chris Fassnacht on February 12, 2019 - 19:17 at 19:17

      Ellen Fass ha! ..maybe it’s that 400lb chick

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25. Kathleen Martinez on February 12, 2019 - 18:33 at 18:33

    He stroked it to much. Stroke out…

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    • Wendy De Jesus on February 12, 2019 - 19:43 at 19:43

      Kathleen Martinez ?

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    • Kathleen Martinez on February 12, 2019 - 19:45 at 19:45

      We will be getting a P/I call tomarrow. Couldn’t help
      Myself due to the scene of the incident…xoxoxo

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    • Wendy De Jesus on February 12, 2019 - 19:47 at 19:47

      Kathleen Martinez omg history repeats itself. Lol

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26. Brian Murray on February 12, 2019 - 18:33 at 18:33

    According to the paramedics, he lost consciousness due to blood loss when he “popped a boner and ran outta skin”. I personally think that could have been worded better.

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    • Melanie Nau Keating on February 12, 2019 - 19:18 at 19:18

      Seroiusly?? ?

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27. Frank Cavalieri on February 12, 2019 - 18:33 at 18:33

    Probably was just a sex doll left on the floor !

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28. Andrew Howard on February 12, 2019 - 18:34 at 18:34

    yanked it to hard…

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    • Michael D'Elia on February 12, 2019 - 19:20 at 19:20

      Andrew Howard you wash your mouth out with soap!!

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    • Michael D'Elia on February 12, 2019 - 19:20 at 19:20

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    • Andrew Howard on February 12, 2019 - 19:24 at 19:24

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29. Deborah Debby on February 12, 2019 - 18:35 at 18:35

    The Boo was too much when he peeked

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30. Ashley Hansen on February 12, 2019 - 18:39 at 18:39

    Before we continue.. are they alive?

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31. Angie Tranoris on February 12, 2019 - 18:41 at 18:41

    .

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32. Dave Tober on February 12, 2019 - 18:46 at 18:46

    I guess he came and went at the same time ??

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    • Joe Robinson on February 12, 2019 - 21:23 at 21:23

      Dave. Congratulations! You’ve won the internet today

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33. Mike Pedulla on February 12, 2019 - 18:51 at 18:51

    Poor dude must have beat himself up

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34. Kimm Rose on February 12, 2019 - 18:53 at 18:53

    Umm Lisa Pollando

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35. Tracy McCabe on February 12, 2019 - 18:53 at 18:53

    It could be my ex! seriously

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36. Ritch Ritter on February 12, 2019 - 18:55 at 18:55

    dont let murphy c this he’ll want a jerky tax

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37. Jason Hems on February 12, 2019 - 18:56 at 18:56

    Eddie Soto Jr. Wake up

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    • Eddie Soto Jr. on February 12, 2019 - 19:14 at 19:14

      Listen my guy, im out here doing bad things in florida, not jersey ok

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    • Jason Hems on February 12, 2019 - 19:29 at 19:29

      Lmfaoooo

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    • Tom Zahn on February 12, 2019 - 19:54 at 19:54

      Ryan Willie your spot

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38. Tracy McCabe on February 12, 2019 - 19:01 at 19:01

    Lori McCabe I’ll bet it’s Joe! LMAO!

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39. Nicholas J. Guiliano on February 12, 2019 - 19:04 at 19:04

    He came and went?

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    • Jonathan Adams on February 12, 2019 - 19:19 at 19:19

      Nicholas J. Guiliano come and go

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40. Chelsea Schulwitz on February 12, 2019 - 19:05 at 19:05

    Brynn Bagnuolo

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41. Brandon Ebbs on February 12, 2019 - 19:11 at 19:11

    Cardiac due to excessive Viagra dosage I’m sure.. Gotta get your money’s worth ya know? Of maybe literally Stroked Out

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42. Heather Martinho on February 12, 2019 - 19:19 at 19:19

    Carlos Martinho

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    • Carlos Martinho on February 12, 2019 - 20:07 at 20:07

      Heather Martinho mustve been hard to get in.

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43. Pamela Pete on February 12, 2019 - 19:19 at 19:19

    Oh I could say so much…..

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44. Damian Arduino on February 12, 2019 - 19:21 at 19:21

    Must have released too much and got lightheaded ✊️??

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45. Jonathan Adams on February 12, 2019 - 19:21 at 19:21

    The old belt around the neck trick eh

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46. Wendy De Jesus on February 12, 2019 - 19:40 at 19:40

    Its probably drug related.

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47. Melissa Mulholland on February 12, 2019 - 19:46 at 19:46

    Could you imagine what a black light would reveal if a crime scene team had to investigate? They’d be better off with a Fleshlight ?

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48. Danielle Fusciello on February 12, 2019 - 19:51 at 19:51

    Joe Lieberman Connor Boback Jenna Lyn

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    • Connor Boback on February 12, 2019 - 23:44 at 23:44

      Danielle Uncumscious

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49. Carlos Martinho on February 12, 2019 - 20:08 at 20:08

    Blue light special today folks, pee pee touchers aisle 5

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50. Cody Maffucci on February 12, 2019 - 20:16 at 20:16

    Steve Franco

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51. Paula Zygmaniak Weber on February 12, 2019 - 20:45 at 20:45

    ???these comments are hysterical!!

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52. Dee Everett on February 12, 2019 - 21:12 at 21:12

    And we got a stiffy?

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53. Matthew McNeary on February 12, 2019 - 21:13 at 21:13

    He be smoking this and it worked !

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54. Scott Binder on February 12, 2019 - 21:18 at 21:18

    Janine Rapka ??? U ok ????

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    • Janine Rapka on February 12, 2019 - 22:10 at 22:10

      Scott Binder SCHALOMIE YOUR POLE PLACE. drop it like its a penny lol

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55. John Patrick Butler on February 12, 2019 - 21:20 at 21:20

    John Grabowski are you ok?

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56. Alena Jarvis on February 12, 2019 - 21:28 at 21:28

    Justin Mato

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    • Justin Mato on February 12, 2019 - 21:31 at 21:31

      Alena Jarvis ??‍♂️

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    • Justin Mato on February 12, 2019 - 21:31 at 21:31

      Alena Jarvis ??‍♂️

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57. Linda B Good on February 12, 2019 - 21:30 at 21:30

    People are passing out because of the great deals for Valentines Day

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58. Scott Hendrickson on February 12, 2019 - 22:01 at 22:01

    This guy done squeezed the life outta himself

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    • Kim McDowall D'Addario on February 13, 2019 - 20:43 at 20:43

      Gia Malanga ?

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59. Scott Hendrickson on February 12, 2019 - 22:01 at 22:01

    Frank Anthony Pelusio

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60. Ajay Mellano on February 12, 2019 - 22:35 at 22:35

    Must of poped too many Viagras ?

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61. Robert Roseman on February 13, 2019 - 00:00 at 00:00

    Maybe the PD and EMS just need some down and chill there

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62. Paul Cobra on February 13, 2019 - 04:30 at 04:30

    Was it Anthony Weiner ?!

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63. Jayme Garcia on February 13, 2019 - 08:00 at 08:00

    Guess his wife found him…

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64. Jerry Kowalsky on February 13, 2019 - 09:04 at 09:04

    His heart wasn’t the only thing that stopped beating

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65. Lorraine Winton on February 13, 2019 - 11:29 at 11:29

    The man was waiting for his daughter to pick him up hope he is okay sending prayers

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66. Mark Phillip on February 13, 2019 - 15:58 at 15:58

    There’s a reason you don’t mix Viagra with poppers

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67. Kim McDowall D'Addario on February 13, 2019 - 20:34 at 20:34

    Gia Malanga….can you see this??????. The comments ?

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    • Gia Malanga on February 13, 2019 - 20:38 at 20:38

      Kim McDowall D’Addario seems he stroked out. These comments are fucking GOLD

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    • Kim McDowall D'Addario on February 13, 2019 - 20:39 at 20:39

      He came and went ?

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    • Gia Malanga on February 13, 2019 - 20:39 at 20:39

      He popped a boner and ran out of skin!!

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    • Gia Malanga on February 13, 2019 - 20:40 at 20:40

      These are awesome! I love funny people!

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    • Kim McDowall D'Addario on February 13, 2019 - 20:40 at 20:40

      Gia!!!! Best one! ?

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