LALA LAND: CNN has suspended CNN’s Chris Cuomo indefinitely after numerous details were released on how he was helping cover up for his brother, former disgraced Governor Andrew a Cuomo on charges on sexual harassment. Donald Trump has released the following statement:

“Great news for television viewers, they have just suspended Chris Cuomo indefinitely! The big question is, was it because of his horrendous ratings, which in all fairness have permeated CNN and MSDNC, or was it because his brother is no longer Governor? Probably both. In any event, Fredo is gone!”