Barnegat: Pat Benjamin is tired of being single. He’s tired of using dating apps, and meeting women who are already taken. So now he’s turning to Facebook to try and meet the love of his life. Are you single? Well Pat posted the following on Facebook.

Where does anyone meet people/potential partners anymore?

The dating apps clearly don’t work, virtually all of my friends are married/in a serious relationship so I almost never go out to the bars anymore, and every girl I tend to approach in real life settings is already taken ????????????‍♂️

Since everyone on this Facebook group seems to know a painter, contractor, landscaper, power washer, dog groomer…..etc. ….someone’s GOTTA be able to point me in the right direction with this one!

Since this dating nonsense in your thirties is like job hunting, I’ll leave my resume here:

BASIC INFO/CONTACT:

-Pat
-32
-South Jersey
-5’11
-blue eyes
-physique: ripped like Rambo
-Insta: patdofficial

Owns a dope ass house – 2019 – present
Owns a vehicle – 2006 – present

EDUCATION:
Rutgers for undergrad
Widener for law school
The Italian Mother’s School of Chivalry (1989-2021) – graduated with honors

SKILLS AND EXPERIENCE:
Skilled in the culinary arts, specifically Italian cooking – 2009 – present
Sense of humor – has been hilarious since birth (32 years experience)
Can do magic (sleight of hand card tricks) – 2015 – present
Will always save you the last slice of pizza – 1989 – present
Will not require you to wear a mask around me, ever – 2020-present
Looks like Lip Gallagher’s stunt double, if you’re into that – 2011 – present
Can adequately and efficiently reach those top shelves that you cannot reach – 2004 – present
Gainfully employed – all throughout school and into the real world (I’ve always worked my ass off)

VOLUNTEER WORK:
I’ve volunteered my time, charm, and amazing company/personality to all the wrong girls on various occasions annually
Have been an active participant in local food drives, charity events, and other gatherings for good causes

REFERENCES:
You can reach out to my good friend Mike, or my other good friend Andrew …they can verify any follow up questions you may have.

DM ME IF YOU KNOW OF ANY CANDIDATES!