SEASIDE HEIGHTS: Police were attending to an intoxicated male & his bicycle on the 300 Block of Kearney moments ago. Dispatch advises a male in his 50s was lying on the ground, as he fell off his bicycle. Caller said they tried to help the party up, but he appeared to be drunk and fell off the bike.

Update: Sounds like our friend RMA’d, and pedaled off into the great beer horizon!