LACEY: Police are responding to an address on the 800 Block of N. Main (US 9) for a suspicious subject using a chainsaw. Caller states there is a worker trimming trees with a chainsaw at 824, and they believe they’re trimming the wrong trees. The tree trimmer is accused of going on someone else property to trim the trees!

Update: Officers discovered there is no tree trimming at all! A resident is using said chainsaw to cut up firewood apparently.

We really feel bad for the brave men and women of the Lacey PD. We apologize on behalf of society; this isn’t the protecting or serving you all signed up for.