GSP: Troopers are out checking the Garden State Parkway near milepost 90.9 northbound for a mattress in the roadway. Dispatch advises a mattress of unknown size is in the center lane- and this is no time for a nap. After a coordinated slowdown effort among Troops and maintenance crew- the mattress has been safely removed. Those of you who planned on a good sleep tonight; it’s off to the coil landfill in the sky for our good friend Matty Mattress!

*For the friends playing at home; add mattress to “Crap in the Road” BINGO!

In other news: OCSN Stock Photo matches the story- for once!