LACEY: A caller nearby is reporting a disturbance on the 1000 Block of Devon in town. The incident is described as Brendan [omitted] on their porch yelling and screaming, again. Two units are responding, so it sounds like our friend needs to learn to pipe down. Units checked the area and noted negative contact made with Brendan.

Case closed for today, but we’re sure the hootin’ & hollern’ isn’t hushed permanently. Maybe the suspect went back in their residence for supper, or to get some sore throat spray.

*Anyway, thanks Lacey- the gift that keeps giving!