HOWELL: Naked Highway Pooper

148 Comments

1. Brian Murray on August 21, 2019 - 23:14 at 23:14

   Sometimes you really need to clear the deck for a serious poop.

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2. Andy Nemec on August 21, 2019 - 23:14 at 23:14

   Elmo said everybody poops.

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3. Al Dino Tobia on August 21, 2019 - 23:15 at 23:15

   murhy shipping them in from california.

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4. Peter Cartwright on August 21, 2019 - 23:16 at 23:16

   Lauren Barofsky
   Patty Acacia Rau
   Heather Rayne
   Jess Lauren

   Not Florida?
   ?

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5. Amanda Rose on August 21, 2019 - 23:16 at 23:16

   Rob Gonzalez great job pooping!

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6. Liam Gavan on August 21, 2019 - 23:16 at 23:16

   Douglass Fenton Howell’s gotta chill

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   • Douglass Fenton on August 22, 2019 - 00:14 at 00:14

     Liam Gavan Howell sucks ??‍♂️

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7. Anthony Michael on August 21, 2019 - 23:17 at 23:17

   What a shitty call to be dispatched to

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8. Katie Martini on August 21, 2019 - 23:17 at 23:17

   Rudy Rosa

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9. John Inzilla on August 21, 2019 - 23:17 at 23:17

   NJSP didn’t want to deal with that crap!

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10. Karyn Vagrin Linhardt on August 21, 2019 - 23:19 at 23:19

    Ya gotta go when ya gotta go!
    ???‍♀️?

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11. Mike Nolan on August 21, 2019 - 23:19 at 23:19

    School superintendent from Holmdel out and about.

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    • Anthony Michael on August 21, 2019 - 23:21 at 23:21

      Mike Nolan Pooperintendent

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12. Kelly Rae on August 21, 2019 - 23:19 at 23:19

    ??‍♀️

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13. Emily Harrington on August 21, 2019 - 23:20 at 23:20

    Kat Harrington Jennifer Bonavita John Harrington Sarah Harrington

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    • Kat Harrington on August 21, 2019 - 23:41 at 23:41

      Emily Harrington LMFAOOOOO

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    • John Harrington on August 22, 2019 - 00:38 at 00:38

      Emily Harrington that’s incredible

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14. Geri Curran on August 21, 2019 - 23:20 at 23:20

    Melissa Schnipp ??

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15. Christine Hinds on August 21, 2019 - 23:21 at 23:21

    you can’t make this shit up

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16. Sabrina Marchena on August 21, 2019 - 23:21 at 23:21

    Alfredo Marchena Anthony Scavone Christina Coletta Vinnie Coletta Tara Hoffman Eileen Raiderette Szczesny Rocco Scavone

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    • Christina Coletta on August 21, 2019 - 23:32 at 23:32

      Sabrina Marchena ok I’m done with the Internet for the day lmao

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    • Vinnie Coletta on August 22, 2019 - 07:06 at 07:06

      Sabrina Marchena LmAo

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17. Madison Peschock on August 21, 2019 - 23:22 at 23:22

    Robert Martincic…lol.

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18. Denise Desiree Capizzo Stewart on August 21, 2019 - 23:25 at 23:25

    Disgruntled ez pass user!

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19. Mike Twerdak on August 21, 2019 - 23:25 at 23:25

    Anthony Tilton get off the side of the roadway.

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20. Debbie Andrian Tyler on August 21, 2019 - 23:28 at 23:28

    Nothing surprises me anymore

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21. Lorelei Elizabeth on August 21, 2019 - 23:29 at 23:29

    Ed Trost ya creep

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    • Ed Trost on August 21, 2019 - 23:32 at 23:32

      Lorelei Elizabeth lmao

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22. Nabeel Belk on August 21, 2019 - 23:30 at 23:30

    Dammit Pfill Stellato, again ?!

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23. Rich Marshall on August 21, 2019 - 23:31 at 23:31

    Lauren Ann

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24. Alena Jarvis on August 21, 2019 - 23:32 at 23:32

    Justin Mato

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25. Infamosa Anadaisy on August 21, 2019 - 23:34 at 23:34

    Nalleli Morales

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26. Michelle Blewett Cougle on August 21, 2019 - 23:35 at 23:35

    Scott Cougle busted!

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27. Chelsie Saldino on August 21, 2019 - 23:36 at 23:36

    Louis Saldino

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28. Andrea Lupiano on August 21, 2019 - 23:36 at 23:36

    Well this stinks…?

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29. Michelle Morgan on August 21, 2019 - 23:38 at 23:38

    Madison Teal ???

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30. Vicki McCabe on August 21, 2019 - 23:39 at 23:39

    Ashley Ann ??

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    • Kellee-shea Graham on August 22, 2019 - 15:41 at 15:41

      Vicki McCabe they caught me ? Ashley Ann

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31. Tony Monte on August 21, 2019 - 23:43 at 23:43

    Figures , that’s literally my back yard . I’m pretty sure that is the mile marker behind my house

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32. Scott A Barnes on August 22, 2019 - 00:22 at 00:22

    Well when ya gotta go… but fuck there is a tree line. No one needs to see that vertical smile

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33. Janie Crystal Falcon on August 22, 2019 - 00:23 at 00:23

    Ashly Natiello If you gotta go, you gotta go ??‍♀️?

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34. Daniella Haines on August 22, 2019 - 00:28 at 00:28

    Dale Dziedzic

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35. Tom Blomquist on August 22, 2019 - 00:59 at 00:59

    Corey Booker?

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36. Jess Collins on August 22, 2019 - 01:01 at 01:01

    Mia Lorraine Gnagey Siemienkiewicz Mia Gnagey hahaha

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37. Paul Povinelli on August 22, 2019 - 01:01 at 01:01

    The Phantom Shitter strikes

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38. Sher Eins on August 22, 2019 - 01:15 at 01:15

    Naked highway pooper!!??

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39. Dayna Bell on August 22, 2019 - 01:19 at 01:19

    Tommy Bogert

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40. Scott Therrien on August 22, 2019 - 01:24 at 01:24

    I’m guessing they’re from San Francisco, since it’s legal to poop in the middle of the street. Dont believe me? Feel free to fact check.

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41. Nancy Perry Whalen on August 22, 2019 - 01:28 at 01:28

    Oh, NJ. You never disappoint.

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42. Kenny TuShak on August 22, 2019 - 01:34 at 01:34

    Kara Connelly??

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43. Nick Olah on August 22, 2019 - 01:38 at 01:38

    Travis Olah

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44. Sara Lynn on August 22, 2019 - 02:02 at 02:02

    Joe Weidman!?? ??

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45. Denise Maf on August 22, 2019 - 02:59 at 02:59

    ??

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46. Joyce Anne LoPomo on August 22, 2019 - 03:17 at 03:17

    Seems to be the “NEW NORM” with the sanctuary states! ANYTHING GOES At this point!!!! This is why we NEED PRESIDENT TRUMP AGAIN IN 2020!!!!????????

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    • Valerie Fisher Smaltini on August 22, 2019 - 05:21 at 05:21

      Joyce Anne LoPomo This might be one of the dumbest comments, that has nothing to do with the article, that’s ever been written. Congrats ? Your dog pics don’t save the stupidity.

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    • Michele Barry Siegel on August 22, 2019 - 09:24 at 09:24

      Joyce Anne LoPomo

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47. Karen Feinour-Burst on August 22, 2019 - 04:20 at 04:20

    That’s just great

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48. Maureen Sansoni Coughlin on August 22, 2019 - 04:26 at 04:26

    Guess when you got to go, you go to go! ??

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49. Amanda Goldfarb on August 22, 2019 - 05:00 at 05:00

    Jeremy Goldfarb was this you?

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50. Thomas ODon on August 22, 2019 - 05:05 at 05:05

    Did they pick it up n do a DNA ? on it .To see who’s it was .lol omg

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51. Stephen O'Connor on August 22, 2019 - 05:29 at 05:29

    Picked up some crappy heroin

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52. Paul Stillwell on August 22, 2019 - 05:36 at 05:36

    You got go shit the highway it might fix a pothole

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53. Dave Frick on August 22, 2019 - 05:43 at 05:43

    The Pooperintendent is back! ?

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54. Mike O'Neill on August 22, 2019 - 05:51 at 05:51

    Robbie Mahan ? who’s the defecating bandit?? ? ?

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55. Lacey Gozzo on August 22, 2019 - 05:54 at 05:54

    Danny Ryan Gozzo I told u to hold it !!

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56. Danny Ryan Gozzo on August 22, 2019 - 06:07 at 06:07

    When you gotta go to gotta go Lacey Gozzo

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57. Jeanine Stiesi on August 22, 2019 - 06:17 at 06:17

    Jersey is going to be another California

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58. Chris Palkowski on August 22, 2019 - 06:22 at 06:22

    Haha work up a sweat when I’m shitting especially when it’s that hot out lmao

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59. Andrew Gaug Jr on August 22, 2019 - 06:26 at 06:26

    when you gotta go, you gotta go, lol

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60. Nichole Bradley on August 22, 2019 - 06:30 at 06:30

    Jay Johnson

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61. Lynn Childers on August 22, 2019 - 06:52 at 06:52

    ok! and EWWWW. But WHY is this on Ocean County blotter when it’s in Howell???

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    • Ocean County Scanner News on August 22, 2019 - 09:33 at 09:33

      Lynn Childers
      Because it’s hilarious

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62. Kathleen Strittmatter on August 22, 2019 - 06:52 at 06:52

    Howellabama

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63. Matt Beningaso on August 22, 2019 - 06:52 at 06:52

    You gotta go you gotta go lol

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    • Tricia Accardo on August 22, 2019 - 07:24 at 07:24

      Matt Beningaso Beat me to it. I was just going to say the same thing. ?

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64. Mark Altman on August 22, 2019 - 06:57 at 06:57

    And for real who cares its messed up but for real.u neverbeen that sick is ther nothing better to call about

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65. Danielle Lynn on August 22, 2019 - 07:08 at 07:08

    Justin Michael

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66. Brittany Mariah on August 22, 2019 - 07:16 at 07:16

    Renee Mastrangelo-Jaichner ?

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67. Brittany Mariah on August 22, 2019 - 07:16 at 07:16

    Tyler Belostock

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68. Barbara Gerrity Yuengel on August 22, 2019 - 07:19 at 07:19

    Some shit…… just when you think your heard it all…

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69. Lex Knapp on August 22, 2019 - 07:19 at 07:19

    Derek L Lazok

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70. Rachel Bennett on August 22, 2019 - 07:20 at 07:20

    Rebecca Cusic seriously I’ve told you about this before…. you’ve really got to stop doing this

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    • Rebecca Cusic on August 22, 2019 - 07:21 at 07:21

      Rachel Bennett when you got to go you got to go Not sure what happened to clothee but yeah

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71. Mike Towle on August 22, 2019 - 07:28 at 07:28

    When you gotta go you gotta go

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72. Timothy Carson on August 22, 2019 - 07:35 at 07:35

    Matthew Baader

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73. Matthew Tursi on August 22, 2019 - 07:41 at 07:41

    Joey Campisano man what kinda night did you have ?

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74. Pete Zito on August 22, 2019 - 07:49 at 07:49

    Guy was probably homeless where else is he gonna go

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    • Valerie Tepedino Kaufmann on August 22, 2019 - 08:36 at 08:36

      Pete Zito but he was NAKED!!

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    • Pete Zito on August 22, 2019 - 11:47 at 11:47

      Valerie Tepedino Kaufmann well how else r u gonna poop hahahah

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75. Tom DeFeo Jr. on August 22, 2019 - 08:08 at 08:08

    Big deal. The guy had to take a shit. What do people want you to do shit your pants. When you have to go you go.

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    • Valerie Tepedino Kaufmann on August 22, 2019 - 08:36 at 08:36

      Tom DeFeo Jr. but he was NAKED lol

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76. Rich Fink Jr. on August 22, 2019 - 08:09 at 08:09

    When you gotta go you gotta go.

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77. Mandy Kilgannon on August 22, 2019 - 08:12 at 08:12

    Aruan Montes de Oca I thought you went to the bathroom before you went to work ?

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78. Ryan Thompson on August 22, 2019 - 08:17 at 08:17

    Anthony Nieves Gene Smith Jonathan Guise Jimmy Hulsart Jayne Marie Matt Thompson

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    • Gene Smith on August 22, 2019 - 08:17 at 08:17

      Ryan Thompson fuck they saw me

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79. Connie Kincaid on August 22, 2019 - 08:23 at 08:23

    Was it the famous Superpooper?

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80. Al ONeill on August 22, 2019 - 08:31 at 08:31

    What in the hell is going on with our society?

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81. Sharon Lynn Huber on August 22, 2019 - 08:34 at 08:34

    NJSP transferred the call to Howell PD? shit, I wonder why?

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82. Rich Fink Jr. on August 22, 2019 - 08:34 at 08:34

    Jersey JayJay hope you didn’t use poison ivy to wipe hahaha

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83. Anthony Manganella on August 22, 2019 - 08:41 at 08:41

    Holly crap ?

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84. Logan Muzyka IV on August 22, 2019 - 08:48 at 08:48

    This is just shitty

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85. Nichole Alberts on August 22, 2019 - 08:53 at 08:53

    Jay Bourne

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86. Taylor Bauerlein on August 22, 2019 - 09:06 at 09:06

    Mark Freeman Jr. Lmfao.

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87. Jessica Beam on August 22, 2019 - 09:10 at 09:10

    I mean, when you got the bubble guts, you gotta go

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88. Heather Lawrence on August 22, 2019 - 09:18 at 09:18

    Erik Shuck ?

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89. Tommy Di Biase on August 22, 2019 - 09:21 at 09:21

    ????

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90. Michelle Schmittinger-Sobkow on August 22, 2019 - 09:29 at 09:29

    Holy Sh*t!????

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91. Nancy Seebeth Derby on August 22, 2019 - 09:32 at 09:32

    And so it begins

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    • Da-Nay Copelton on August 22, 2019 - 10:30 at 10:30

      Nancy Seebeth Derby and so it begins? That’s just the icing on the cake. This world is wacked out

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92. Sara Spoto on August 22, 2019 - 09:32 at 09:32

    Matt Laverda you?

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93. Nancy Seebeth Derby on August 22, 2019 - 09:32 at 09:32

    Murphy will allow it

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94. Gina Marie Macrina on August 22, 2019 - 09:44 at 09:44

    God forbid someone just has to poop. I hope whoever called this in craps their pants.

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95. Will Allmann on August 22, 2019 - 09:46 at 09:46

    Brianna Megan

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96. Nicole V Cutro on August 22, 2019 - 09:47 at 09:47

    Michael Cutro he needs to take off more than a sleeve I guess

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97. Nicci Estrada on August 22, 2019 - 10:15 at 10:15

    Irving Estrada Tripp Kompound

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    • Irving Estrada on August 22, 2019 - 10:26 at 10:26

      Nicci Estrada it was me!!!!!

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    • Tripp Kompound on August 22, 2019 - 10:26 at 10:26

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    • Irving Estrada on August 22, 2019 - 10:28 at 10:28

      Remember when I made you pull over on the way back home from the token show? And I ate shit down the hill lol

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    • Tripp Kompound on August 22, 2019 - 10:31 at 10:31

      Fukken hysterical bro??????????

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    • Nicci Estrada on August 22, 2019 - 10:36 at 10:36

      I have to say. This might be one of the only reasons I would ever bail you out of jail LMAO

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    • Irving Estrada on August 22, 2019 - 10:38 at 10:38

      Whatever if i was defending your honor? Like when you start ish at starland?!?!?! That would of been on you lmao

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    • Tripp Kompound on August 22, 2019 - 10:39 at 10:39

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    • Nicci Estrada on August 22, 2019 - 11:01 at 11:01

      I didn’t start any ish!!!

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    • Tripp Kompound on August 22, 2019 - 11:13 at 11:13

      Cant b throwing down that hard in the pit nicci!!!!!

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    • Tripp Kompound on August 22, 2019 - 11:14 at 11:14

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98. Barbara Somes on August 22, 2019 - 10:30 at 10:30

    Eeewwwww….like who wants him sitting in a patrol car.. I know…call ems….psych eval..

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99. Jillian Wagner on August 22, 2019 - 10:44 at 10:44

    Melissa Rinaldy Bowes, Lisa Panak Colao and Eileen Magaddino WHAT THE ???

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    • Lisa Panak Colao on August 22, 2019 - 10:58 at 10:58

      Jillian Wagner when you gotta go you gotta go?‍♀️

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100. Joyce Ann on August 22, 2019 - 10:48 at 10:48

     They should check those woods. I think some guy is living in there.

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101. Jay Albanese on August 22, 2019 - 11:12 at 11:12

     Ryan Dinnebeil

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     • Ryan Dinnebeil on August 22, 2019 - 11:13 at 11:13

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102. Joanne Champagne on August 22, 2019 - 11:16 at 11:16

     Erik Frank

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103. Cherie L Cox Atcosta on August 22, 2019 - 11:18 at 11:18

     Lol

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104. Michele Conticello-Stich on August 22, 2019 - 11:25 at 11:25

     lol we have seen that before going down 95!

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105. Andrew Michael on August 22, 2019 - 11:38 at 11:38

     Ain’t that some shit Cops are always around that area

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106. Angela Lei on August 22, 2019 - 12:17 at 12:17

     Listen, if the feeling takes over and you’re sitting in Parkway traffic.. Pull over and take a shit! Wanna explain that to your auto detailer?!

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107. Lyn Mer on August 22, 2019 - 12:32 at 12:32

     Matthew William this ur poopie call ?

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108. Jessica Bonner on August 22, 2019 - 12:45 at 12:45

     Leo Bonner get back to work ???

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109. Deborah Koepke on August 22, 2019 - 13:29 at 13:29

     Probably a homeless gentleman

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110. Peter Caporino on August 22, 2019 - 13:33 at 13:33

     Kelly Osterman LaFrance

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111. Peter Caporino on August 22, 2019 - 13:33 at 13:33

     Mike LaFrance

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112. Juan Garcia on August 22, 2019 - 14:16 at 14:16

     Come on leave him be myob ffs

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113. Barbara Kossman Gordon on August 22, 2019 - 14:19 at 14:19

     they don’t want to look at that sh..

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114. Brian Hollingshead on August 22, 2019 - 14:28 at 14:28

     Jack Narciso is Carl Hollingshead at it again

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115. Scott Simpson on August 22, 2019 - 14:29 at 14:29

     Yea, I don’t think I’d radio in vicinity either

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116. Julio R Caceres Jr. on August 22, 2019 - 15:00 at 15:00

     LMAO!!!! ??????

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117. Joseph Hughes on August 22, 2019 - 16:17 at 16:17

     Melissa Horner Frank Horner Jill Hughes

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118. Kim Ayer Sullivan on August 22, 2019 - 16:45 at 16:45

     OMG TO FUNNY! Homeless came out of the woods!

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