Toms River: Stop & Shop (NJ 37) seems to not have any functioning parking lot lights tonight. Unsure if this is an ongoing issue, cost-cutting initiative, or a Union Sabotage (They’re on strike in Boston)?

OCSN has reached out to nobody in response to this riveting breaking news, and we expect a comment from nobody anytime soon. Stick with us for an exciting follow up tomorrow night if the lights are back on!

Walter was seen lurking around the parking lot with the drunk Shop Rite employee eyeing up women with produce.

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